The Evolving Slacker

The Ultimate Evolving Slacker Couch

So The Evolving Slacker, finally broke down and bought a “real” couch, in case you didn’t know, I have been using an inflatable couch for quite a sometime, I know, funny right? More on that later. Just so you know, I HAVE, had real couch’s before. But when my last real couch became unusable, because, I had created a really big ass dent in it, from laying on it so much, in the same position…hey, don’t judge me, I am a slacker, after all lol.

Anyway, I started buying inflatable couches, with queen size mattresses attached to them, after I got rid of my “real” couch. I think I went through about four of them, because I kept, somehow, puncturing a hole in them, and then I would just, go buy another one. They were  pretty comfy. I would recommend them, if you can’t decide on a new “real” couch, or, if you are like me, too much of a slacker, to even bother looking for one. Path of least resistance, the slacker’s motto 🙂 lol

But I finally got tired of buying a new inflatable one, like every month or so, so I bought this new “real” couch. It is totally modular, so you can configure it however you want. My favorite configuration, of course, is this lounge, bed type configuration, that is actually bigger than a queen size mattress!!!

It will definitely be in that configuration, when I’m home alone, which is most of the time, being a vampire and all, but that’s a tale for another day. But if, I do, ever, have company over, I can actually make it into a sectional, or even two couches, or something. So they will be able to sit down, and actually touch the floor, with their feet, which I hear, as weird as it sounds, a lot of people, like to do, and we won’t all have to lay down together on it, which would be weird, well, I guess that would depend on the company lol. It’s pretty dope!

I’m actually typing this post sprawled out on it right now. It is super plush and soft, and the great thing is, I can move the cushions around regularly, so I shouldn’t get an ass dent in it lol. But then again, I am a slacker, so I might never get around to moving the cushions around, but I am the Evolving Slacker, so maybe I will, because I have evolved enough, to remember to do that, I wouldn’t place any money on it…but it could happen lol.

Anyway, here are a couple pics, the thing is huge!!! The first one is a sectional configuration, which, as I mentioned, is good for when, normal, boring, type people come over.

And here is, the magnificent, default, evolving slacker, “real” couch position! Could someone please remind me to change the cushion positions, from time to time, it would be much appreciated 🙂

I feel so grown up, and mature, having a “real” couch, that doesn’t blow up. It was much funnier, telling people I had an inflatable couch lol. But I can’t argue with the comfort of this thing, and just the absurd size of it, is kind of funny lol. I always dreamed, as a kid, of having a living room, that was like the moon walk, if you don’t know what that is, google it, this couch, is probably the closest I’ll ever get, to having one lol.

3 thoughts on “The Ultimate Evolving Slacker Couch”

  1. I have taken a while since I visited here last and this has made my morning lol, real but funny story 🙂 🙂

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