The Evolving Slacker

The Evolving Slacker doing acid…

Did you ever do acid? I did it like, 3 times, when I was a teenager. I was a total slacker, and not the evolving slacker…yet. It really basically made me laugh non stop, for about, 8 hours every time.

I always did it with my best buddy, because, well, you don’t want to be with a stranger if you have a bad trip, or something, but I never had one, on acid or on shrooms. But it really does, expand your mind…at least that’s what it felt like, for me. 

I remember one time, I honestly, had everything, I mean the entire universe, the meaning of life, completely figured out…I couldn’t fucking believe it! And then…it was all fucking gone. All that knowledge, that was so fucked up!

It was like I had a glimpse into another dimension, and then the door, or window I was looking through, was forcefully closed…I was so depressed…I wanted back in, I wanted to know.

And then, I looked around. There were like five of us, in a friend’s living room. The whole time, watching a TV, with nothing but static on the screen. I think we had been watching it, like that, for a long fucking time lol. We were so fucked up!

We all looked at each other and laughed so hard, laughed until it hurt, wiping tears from our eyes, and trying to catch our breaths. Then we each told each other, what we had just been experiencing.

I told mine, and my buddy who lived there, said to me, dude, you gotta remember that shit…that was way better than mine lol. We all started laughing again, uncontrollably, for a long fucking time! He be funny like that!

I was just thinking, like, I really wish he had, a way better fucking TV lol…. It was so trippy, and funny, and fucked

I felt like I had the whole world in my hand

Then that same night, after my buddy and I got back to his place, I was staying over, we both agreed that would be the last time for acid…the comedown is, I don’t know, not real unpleasant, and doesn’t last all that long, but you feel soo spent and tired. Anyway, later that night in bed.

I don’t know if I actually sat up or not, but I had a dream where I was sitting there holding the whole world, in my hand, like a globe…it was surreal…and I woke up, sitting up, and was disappointed I wasn’t holding the world in my hand. 

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