Writing 101: What not to do and Jigsaw Puzzles

Ok, This is writing 101, what not to do. Just read this, and don’t do anything like it, ever! And you will probably have a really good chance, at being…something lol. I have no idea what I am going to write about, I just wanted to write, let’s see what comes out.

I know I should really go to bed, but for some reason I don’t, I end up writing something dumb, just to see if I can, and I always can, I just don’t know how it’s gonna turn out…

I like doing jigsaw puzzles, of rockstars, then I frame them up, I’ve almost got enough to open a Jigsaw Puzzle Rockstar Gallery, If I ever saw an add for a Jigsaw Puzzle Rockstar Gallery exhibit, I would be all over that shit!!!! And I know there must be, a few, maybe, other weirdo’s like me out there, somewhere…maybe… 

 

Most of the one’s I do, are paintings by really talented peeps, made into jigsaw puzzles, I get them from fineartamerica.com, they be a tad pricey but well worth it. I usually always get mine from a guy with the alias “The Rocker” his shit is off the hook! You can search him, and he has his stuff categorized by either, decade or genre, it’s a very cool site, gives artists a place to sell their wares. Wow, now I feel like I better get a plug from them for this 🙂

I still have my Christmas tree up lol, I just can’t take it down, even though it’s pretty charlie brownish lol, it cheers me up when I turn the lights on, I usually leave it up all damn year, I guess that would come as no shock, everybody knows that I’m weird as you (I was gonna say fuck, but trying not to swear so much) know what, I write about rockstar jigsaw puzzles and Christmas trees, which seems fairly normal to me. 

I hope this turns into more of a story, I guess it is, it’s about puzzles and a tree. Well, sometimes you just end up with a bunch of disconnected words on a page…but you just keep writing, something interesting will happen…or you will have a wordy pile of shit…I think I have a feeling which one of those scenario’s is going to play out here lol…but we’ll keep going anyway…

I’ve been trying to book at trip to Mexico, I usually always go to PV, Puerto Vallarta, I spent a year there and have lots of friends there still…just trying to hack it so I can get business class seats, different sites vary in price like all the time, like literally from minute to minute.

I almost had business class seats and the beach front hotel I really like, ocean view room for $600! $75% off! I had everything picked out and when I went to hit the, book it, button…my laptop was frozen…windows was updating…fuck!!!! (so much for not swearing so much).

Of course by the time I could use it again it was gone. It’s almost like a game trying to get the best rates, it’s not that I need them, it’s just oddly fun trying to get them lol.

Wow, I really don’t know if I will post this one…I really have to start writing more captivating shit to get the traffic up to more than, well…me hahaha. But this is getting dumber the more I write, so I should probably keep going.

I’m sure if anyone actually read it they would be thinking, this is really dumb, it could possibly be the dumbest thing I have ever read,  but I have to keep going, to see if it can keep getting even dumber lol. Oh, it can! And I have no doubts it will.

I once had a pet turtle…

I could try writing something totally impersonal but that seems to defeat the purpose. I want to draw on my experiences and life to write something I would be interested in. wow, writing is hard. plus it might be giving me a headache, or maybe I’m just lazy I don’t know. 

I think of writing a book sometimes, and then think, what would I want to write about every day? I can’t even think of doing the same thing everyday. I always just write about what I am thinking, and then I never read it again.

If I am going to work on a project I have to stick to that project until completion. can I do that? I don’t know. maybe if I just started writing a page a day on one topic, even if I didn’t want to, even I I thought it was a waste of time, even if I thought it was retarded (I don’t think I’m supposed to use that word anymore), after a month or so I would actually have something to show, even if it was total shit.

That’s what I have to do. now what will my project be. I think I need to write about how fucked up my life seems to me, even though it probably doesn’t seem that fucked up to the outside world. Wait, that’s what I already do on this site lol.

And with that big finale, we will wrap up this lesson, on what not to do, if you want to write, or have a blog, that no one reads, actually, I am very successful at that, I might be one of the best at it I think…

Just write…and don’t worry about what anyone else thinks about it…remember…you ARE a RockStar!!!!!