So I smoked for quite a few years, but quit more than a few years ago. But I could never understand why they bothered to put warning labels on cigarette packs.

I mean, are there really people, finding out, for the FIRST time, from these labels, that cigarette smoke is bad for you? And if there are people, that…STUPID, do we, really want to…warn them??

I mean, maybe we should be encouraging them? Maybe the labels should say something like;

“remember, to inhale deeply, and hold it in for as long as possible, to obtain the maximum effect.” Or, “to obtain the fullest flavor possible, chew, and swallow the butt.”

But the one I really don’t get is “smoking my harm the unborn child?” I’m always thinking, what the hell’s an unborn child doing smoking anyway? And where’s he getting his cigarette’s from?

Is there like a little cigarette machine down in the womb, that he’s kicking on, and saying, come on damn it, give me some players lights!!!!