The Evolving Slacker

Pornhub is like Netflix

I can’t believe I could actually post a pic of down the rabbit hole from Pornhub….

I can never decide what I want to watch on pornhub, it’s like netflix, I spend all my time browsing, and after looking for like half an hour, I’m not in the mood anymore, and just give up.

That’s why I like the compilations best on pornhub. If you pick a good one, you get a sample of everything, in about 7-8 minutes, almost the perfect amount of time.

Of course I’m just kidding, 7-8 minutes!! That’s just crazy talk!!

2-3 minutes would be about the perfect amount of time…well, still might be a tad too long, but close lol.

I’m just kidding, not about the 2 to 3 minutes, again pretty sure I was being generous there, but about watching pornhub.

Ok…I’m really not going down that rabbit hole (which was actually a good one) tonight. 

I want to…but just too tired, I’m sure I’ll delve into the amazing work of these talented entertainers at a later date. 

You know, now that I think about it, I haven’t been on there in a while…ok, I have to stop…this could go in so many ABSOLUTLEY FANTASTIC directions!!!! I need to be well rested to tackle it. 

And no I’m not looking at another tab of people doing stuff, OMG! 

Anyway, I’m out, peace! 

Is that really possible?

The Evolving Slacker

I gotta find myself some love. I gotta find myself some drugs, I gotta find some liquid sunshine, I gotta find myself. I gotta find myself....

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