I keep drifting further and further away from reason…

Omg, I can’t say, or write, about, what I am doing, or did, last night…But I also can’t do normal, because, we’re all supposed to be normal, and for whatever reason, I keep drifting further and further away from reason…

This, of course, is another post, written completely, in real time, and using, completely, too many, coma’s, (and probably, to many too’s, when I should be using’s to’s, or the other way round, the only too’s I know for sure, you should be using, are, too fast for love, and too young to fall in love), why? (dang, I had to use a question mark there), you ask? Because, I’m an idiot, that’s the best, I could come up with, in real time. 

In the immortal words of Axl Rose…I don’t worry bout nothin’ no, cause worryin’s a waste of my time. Pretty sure he ain’t immortal. And neither is my time…if you get that, you be a friend of mine…

That’s easy to say, but hard to do, and I preach it, all the time, almost as much, as I use commas. (then, throws in a period, just for the fuck of it, saying fuck is way more fun than saying dang, and we all fucking know it!), and I do love my commas.

Wow, I could have really went off on so many different tangents, at, so many different points, so far, and really created some fucking epically amazing shit!!!  (well, in my mind…and who doesn’t want to refer to something they could have done, as possibly, epically amazing shit??? No one!!! Thats who!!!…deep breaths…)

But, as usual, I use dumbness, or, as some peeps like to say, levity, (but I can’t be just throwing, words around, like levity, and expect peeps to think, I’m actually dumb, I mean come on, I don’t, really know, what levity means? But I still can’t, just be throwing it around,  like all that shit, I guess), or, comedy, and commas, to divert, from the real reason, I even started this post.

Which, I, of course, totally, remember, I really fucking don’t. You all saw that comin, where, most peeps wouldn’t. and I am not going to use any more commas in the rest of this long winded sentence or short ass paragraph man I really wanted to (or too) in a lot of spots but fucking didn’t!!!!

Doesn’t it seem weird, or at the very least, a little odd, or like, there is definitely, something wrong, if I don’t write more than, three or four words, together, without a comma? (should have been way more question marks there).

I really thought I was going to crank out, one of my most profound pieces of shit, I have ever churned out here, but, shit happens, just not tonight, it seems, but shit could still happen, it seems to be flowing, pretty well tonight.

Of course the real reason, I wrote this horrific piece of shit, (well, horrific piece of shit, might be going a bit to far…but, please read on, I am sure, you will come to the same horrific, conclusion), this, seems, like as, good a place, as any, for a new paragraph.

Is because, as I have said before, I was afraid, I was afraid, if I wrote, what I originally intended, the handful of peeps, (yes, it is up from one or two, to a handful, if we be counting peeps, with table saw incidents, in high school, gawd, that’s almost, as insensitive, as retarded, but, I’ve written it now, and it’s not like there’s a magic delete button, that can, magically, make it, all go away).

Anyway, one of these, (I don’t even know if you call, whatever time this is, I’m actually in a different time zone than normal, days or nights?), I’ll write the truth, I have, in snippets, actually…

Actually, (since someone, brought it up), everything I write, is the truth…

But what, exactly, is the truth? Really…

Stay tuned, for more, table saw, retardedness, and political incorrectness, and the over usage of commas, (well, that probably won’t change much)

I really have to stop now, cuz I really have to pee, but remember to say fuck! As much as you possibly can, and, always remember, YOU ARE A FUCKING ROCKSTAR BABY, BELIEVE YOU ME!!!!!!