The Evolving Slacker

I hear Metal EVERY FUCKING WHERE!

Crazy Train Live in 1981

 

I hear Metal EVERY FUCKING WHERE!

Ever fucking listen to fucking metal? So fucking long? Everything you fucking hear, sounds like a fucking metal fucking song?

I fucking do. Fucking Shout at the fucking Devil, fucking Seek and fucking Destroy, fucking Bark at the fucking Moon!

I will just fucking be fucking walking around, and fucking hear it, like a fucking Sabbath fucking tune, usually fucking like, fucking Iron fucking Man, oh, that’s just my fucking ring fucking tone 🙂

Sometimes I fucking feel, like I be fucking insane, like I be on the motherfucking Crazy fucking Train. Other times I fucking think, how fucking lucky, I fucking am. 

I’ve got fucking Spotify, fucking stuck, on the fucking dopest, motherfucking metal fucking playlist, in my fucking head! Insane in the motherfucking Membrane!

Every fucking thing, sounds like a fucking metal fucking riff, to a metal fucking song. I guess after years of fucking listening to it, every fucking day, and fucking playing it on guitar, it’s just fucking part of who I fucking are.

First time it fucking happened, it fucking freaked me the fuck out! I was all worried and fucking shit, now I just fucking enjoy the fuck out of this fucking metal fucking gift!

Sometimes I fucking hear it, and I fucking have to fucking figure it fucking out, what fucking song, or fucking riff, is this? Sometimes I fucking can’t, so I pick up a fucking guitar and start fucking working on it.

I listen to fucking recordings of me playing some fucking times, and have no fucking idea, how I ever came up with that fucking riff, or even how to fucking play anymore!

I have to fucking learn it again, sometimes I fucking can’t, right a fucking away, most times I can. Eat my fucking dinner right out of the motherfucking garbage fucking can.

I guess it fucking first started, when I fucking started, fucking learning to play the fucking guitar. You have to repeat, every fucking riff, to every fucking song,.,every fucking part, so many fucking times,,.fucking, over and fucking over again.. 

That I fucking guess it just fucking becomes, fucking ingrained, in my motherfucking brain.

Thank fucking god, it fucking did!!! It feels like a fucking gift! It’s fucking dope as fucking hell, wouldn’t fucking want, my life, any fucking other fucking way!!

Wow, another fucking, fucking post!!! Lol 

And fucking Randy Rhoads is the motherfucking shit!

 

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