I feel good today – The Evolving Slacker.

I’m feeling really out of it, today. I know I am, The Evolving Slacker. And should be used to it. But I have been feeling kinda down, and low, as of late. Even for me, more than usual. I am used to being, lazy, and unmotivated. I am The Evolving Slacker, after all. It kinda comes with the gig.

I often lay on the couch all day, watching, dumb shit, and reading, anything. But mostly redneck fiction. I’m not really sure why. But something about it, really resonates with me. I think it’s because I grew up on a hobby farm. And, even though now. I live in the middle of the city. I can relate to rednecks, real fucking easy.

Anyway, what was I talking about? I do that a lot. Forget the topic, and go on about some completely, different shit. If you’re gonna spend some time here. And I hope you do. I would just get used to it.

Oh ya, was talking about, things that will distract me, from the reality, of my so called life.

Maybe that’s why, I started this site. And Called it, The Evolving Slacker. I know I am a slacker, and I’m wanting to evolve. Into something else. I think…

But today I feel slightly, no, more than slightly, energetic! Almost giddy. As proof, I am actually writing on this desolate, baron wasteland of a blog.

I think I will try, to at least, write how I am feeling each day. Up here, in this beatch!  Just so there is actually, something to read. Incase, someone, actually stumbles onto this place.

I think I might know why I feel the way I do today, but I have no proof of this. Yesterday I ate no meat. Had a completely vegan day.

I should note that I am usually about 75% vegan. I tend to eat salmon often, for the protien, and omega 3’s. And sometimes, I’ll have some eggs, but only using one yolk with three whites. I do this to keep my saturated fat down. I’ll go into why I do that, at a later date.

Anyway, lately I have also been having, some skinless chicken in my salads. I don’t think that works for me. It makes me feel kinda gross, and I swear it gives me a headache, most of the time.

Yes, I am a weirdo, as you will soon find out, if you haven’t already. Pretty sure you have, of that I have no doubt. I am The Evolving Slacker after all :).

I’m starting a new paragraph, just because it seemed like a good idea. Not because, it is the grammatically correct thing to do. I really, don’t even know, what grammar really is. I failed 9th grade English. Seriously! How is that even a possibility?

I think, it has something to do, with a paper I wrote. We had to write a paper, about something we knew how to do. And describe it in detail, so others would understand how to do it to.

I did mine, I shit you not, on how to smoke hash on a needle point. And went into great detail. We had to read our papers out loud, in front of the class. All I cared about, was mine getting the most laughs!!

Hands down! It wasn’t even close!! I had a hard time reading it. Because, me, along with everyone else, were laughing so hard! I don’t think my teacher, was all that impressed. And held it against me. For the rest of the year.

Anyway, like I was saying. I’m thinking my energy today, is from eating vegan yesterday, and so far today. I really think I might go 100% vegan, one of these days. Very soon actually, I think.

I also drank a couple of cups of yurba mate, which is like coffee, but not really. It’s actually kinda gross. But, I’m into trying all kinds of weird diet shit. But the yurba mate, definitely gave me a boost.

Ok, enough for now, I am a slacker after all. And this writing is wiping me the fuck out. The Evolving Slacker…Peace out!!