This is my evolving slacker about page, I guess I am supposed to tell you about myself so you won’t feel like an idiot for reading a blog written by an idiot.
Well guess what? I’m an idiot! Well not really, I am actually very smart, I have nothing to base that on, nothing what so ever, I could be very dumb, but it’s my blog so I’m going with very smart. I’ve always been told if I would just apply myself I could do anything. Once armed with this knowledge I decided to not apply myself, and just focus on being a slacker, and therefore I have done nothing…absolutely nothing.
I have wasted my entire life doing meaningless things, like eating chips and watching TV, and a host of other things designed to distract me from the fact I am not applying myself, to anything that would advance my place in life. Oh, I have thought about doing things, believe me, I have thought a lot about it. But I always end up turning on the TV and opening another bag of chips. TV has brought me hours, no years of fun, companionship and, um, fun.
Starting this blog, The Evolving Slacker, is the most ambitious thing I have ever done. I just figured there must be other slackers out there, that I can connect with, and maybe together, we could actually do something…I mean…just hangout…
We could always talk about TV and and just be dumb. I called the site evolvingslacker, because I want to evolve into more than your everyday, run of the mill slacker. I want to participate in life, at least I think I do, maybe I don’t…hmmm.
More than anything, I just wanted a place to write all the retarded (I don’t think I’m supposed to use that word anymore, am I?), thoughts I have in my head, and this is it. I hope you enjoy it. I gotta go pee…The Evolving Slacker out…Peace Bitches!!