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Evil Aquarium

Evil Aquarium

My Evil Aquarium - still a work in progress

I guess I should start posting some dumbass shit up in this beatch!

I’ve become owned by the aquarium hobby, which is kind of endless, and I just jump in and do stuff, without researching anything about it.

You are basically trying to bring nature into your house, but in a little box, oh, and also underwater…

And I am sure it’s not shocking to anyone I fucking suck at it!! lol, but it’s so addicting.

The first two fish I got were sward tails, I’m into nano aquariums, as in small ones, like the one in the video is a 5 gallon cube that fits perfectly in my book case, I now how 4 of them lol.

So I got the sward tails and it was cool watching them darting around in my evil aquarium.

The next day they were gone. As in, they weren’t in there, I thought they were just hiding in the plants somewhere, but then I looked and they were not there.

I started to think like, did bigfoot come into my place and eat them?

Then I was laying on my couch, watching a bigfoot something on youtube, and I thought I should look behind the bookshelf, sure enough, one of them was laying on the floor dead, he jumped out.

dead fish
dead fish

 

And, there was only a small opening, but then I read up on them and found out they are notorious jumpers, see, this is proof I do zero research before I jump into a new hobby 🙂

So I had my first of, I know, many fish toilet funerals to come.

It was surprisingly well attended, I guess he was a really popular fish 🙂

So I am trying to make the most evil aquarium I can…I keep adding stuff, I got some tombstones and crosses to put in and a lot more skulls.

I actually have 4 nano (little) aquariums now, I got a ton of guppies, and some of the females are about ready to pop out a bunch of babies…

I feel like I should put her in another tank because the males are fallowing her around like fucking crazy, waiting for them to start coming out because they eat their young.

I’ll probably let them do it because I will be over run with them if I try and save them all, and come on, who doesn’t want to watch them eat their young?

That’s some good free entertainment right there boy!

I have tiny shrimp too, and one of them popped out a bunch of little ones today, I thought they were little guppies, but then they would stop and I could see their little legs and stuff.

Here’s mom having a smoke after popping them all out, hanging out on a skull lol…even the adults a tiny, but very cool.

Shrimp hanging out on a skull
shrimp hanging out on a skull

 

I really have to start putting this shit up on my youtube channel.

Or start a new channel called retarded fish guy, because my channel now is geared more toward retarded guitar guy lol.

And yes I know, it’s not PC to say retarded, and you can tell how retarded I think that is lol…fuck PC!!!

Anyway, I’m deep in the weird, fucked up world of building badass aquariums…

I am actually thinking of putting my McFarlane Motley Crue Shout at The Devil stage, with all the members on stage, in an aquarium, that would be so fucking badass!!!

Watching a bunch of fish eating food off them lol…I might do it.

Alright, that’s good for now, I’ll try and keep posting more often like I used to, but now you know why I haven’t…

I’ve been killing fish and making evil aquariums and shit lol

Peace!!!!

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