Cooking discoveries by a slacker. 

So, being a slacker, I naturally order in, a lot, or get take out, or actually, if I can find a warm body, I go out to eat. Anything to avoid having to cook for myself.

But it is getting pretty pricey these days, so I thought I would actually try this cooking stuff out, and, surprisingly, I’m finding it quite fascinating. I call this cooking discoveries made by a slacker lol. There is a lot of stuff that I didn’t know about cooking.

One of the cooking discoveries made by a slacker, at least this slacker, is Like, did you know? That if you put a roast in the oven, at 500 degrees, and DON’T put a cover on it, you can get, like, flames to shoot right through the top of your stove!!!! No one ever told me about that shit! I would have been doing this cooking stuff a long time ago if I knew about cool shit like that!!!

Another cool thing I discovered about cooking is, if you fry anything long enough, if you fry ANYTHING, long enough, it will eventually…disappear!! I thought that was pretty damn cool too!!