You ARE special!!

Ever feel like, you are really special? Because, whoever you are, reading this, you ARE really special!!!…I think all of us, whether you can remember it or not, have experienced heightened states…where, it’s not necessarily like you knew it, you just felt it. Like you didn’t even have to try, or were half asleep, but you had absolutely no doubt that, you were the shit!

I have a few times, well, in all honesty, it’s  basically my constant state of being, lol. I laugh, because, it’s ridiculous, but I have been in so many situations, that, like I said, I wasn't consciously aware, that I was going to own, what was going to happen, I really, actually, had no idea what was going to happen.

But I had no doubt, whatever it was, it was going to be interesting, and all good for me. Like I say, and I would be more humble about it, but I would feel like I was lying, I feel that way everyday about my life…

Maybe, that is the state we all aspire too? Or is that just me? That’s basically why I started this slacker site, because, every time I was being the ultimate slacker, is kind of what I am talking about, in this loose as hell post lol.  

As I mentioned, probably, too many times, I have really never tried, in my life, well, that’s not entirely true, I really tried hard when learning guitar, oh, and body building, I think, those were the only two times, it be like, I have to learn and know, every mother fucking thing, there is about this shit.

And, kinda, when I started standup, but def not to the same degree of guitar and body building, being a comedian is not that much different than laying on your couch, you just have to stand up, and make a room full of strangers laugh at the dumb thoughts you already had in your head, as long as those thoughts, resonate, with with most of the peeps in the room…no biggie, right?

But, I think that’s it…I never tried in school, with women, even with comedy, that shit was stuff I didn’t even, well, I’m not saying, I wasn’t nervous as hell, just before going out in front of a room full of peeps backstage, wondering what the fuck I was doing here?

And I have often said I have absolutely no game with women, but I never needed one, and school was a joke, at all levels.

Fuck, I kind of sound like an asshole don’t I? Lol, maybe I am! But I have always said if I could hang out with anyone, it would be me! I can’t be the only one to say that though? or, maybe I am? But I really doubt it…you know you did too lol...

I remember so many instances, of doing fucked up things, or being in fucked up situations, and thinking it was the normalist thing I could do. Like one day, we had an 8 hour drive to a comedy gig, and I knew that, but still stayed up doing blow the night before the drive, and crashed in the back seat the whole drive.

Woke up and went into the club, sat at a table, while nursing a beer, wondering where the hell I am, and this hottie at the bar, just kept looking at me, 

That has happened a lot to me, even before standup, just being out and a girl/woman, just stares at me. And it always ment we were going to fuck.

Anyway, I kinda just knew we would be fucking at some point that night, but I didn’t see, sitting with her, and her boyfriend, and her mother, at a table after the show, and her, telling her, much bigger than me, boyfreind, that she was going to fuck me, and her mother saying, I’m going to fuck him too…that was some surreal shit right there boy!

The boyfriend looked at me, and I just shrugged and, smiled and said, dude, I’m just the comic in this scenario, that got pulled over to this table. I got off stage, and went to the bar, and was ordering a drink and there she was, all hot and shit, so I bought her a drink, and she said come on over to our table, and grabbed my hand, and led me like a puppy dog, over to a table, which I expected to be full of her friends.

But I remember, thinking, no one would believe this shit, fuck, I could hardly believe it, I’m not sure exactly what else got said next, I was probably thinking, about fucking her and her mother, but I remember her boyfriend saying, I don’t care what the fuck y’all do, and he split, and the daughter saying, and you are not fucking him Mom, and then her grabbing my hand and heading real fast up to my hotel room, 

We alway got an open bar and rooms, along with getting paid$, it seemed like, before her big boyfriend changed his mind, and came crashing back in, I was all in favor of that…I remember fucking her, she wanted to try everything, and I kept thinking, we should have brought your Mom too lol.

That was a crazy tour, shit like that happened every night. Girls, blow, being in strange houses, more blow, 

I’ll write more about it…

Or maybe talk about it on a podcast, I am going to do a podcast, soon, I think, you can never really go to the bank with what a slacker says though lol, but I think that is the way to go. And I want to do it on youtube not just audio, I’ve been growing the mullet, so I’m almost ready. I have no idea how to record shit, I figure it will be pretty low tech to start, maybe even on my phone, or laptop, wich has the built in camera. It will be fucked up, however it’s done lol...Just like this fucked up post...

Oh, I have some fish/aquarium stories to tell you guys, but I'll save that for another post, or blog...

How random was that? Talking about having sex with a mother and daughter, with the daughters boyfriend right there, then saying I wanted to tell you about an aquarium story? WTF?

The funniest thing was I had a bit about having sex with two women in my show that night, anyway...rambling...that's what podcasts are for lol...

Peace out bitches!!!!