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                        <title>Happy New Years! You fucking Cunts!</title>
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                        <pubDate>Wed, 01 Jan 2025 12:53:06 +0000</pubDate>
                        <description><![CDATA[&nbsp;

I hope all your dreams come true...blah blah blah...

And remember, to move around a bit on your couch to avoid ass dents, that most slackers tend to encounter.

There are a sh...]]></description>
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I hope all your dreams come true...blah blah blah...

And remember, to move around a bit on your couch to avoid ass dents, that most slackers tend to encounter.

There are a shit load of spam comments, I am going to implement a tool to eliminate all links in comments.

If you want to link with me to create back links let me know and we can look into it.

But, just know your included links will disappear soon, I tried to ask peeps, nicely, not to include links but that didn't work, so I have decided to track you all down and .....

Well, I figured that would be way to much work, so I will implement something that doesn't allow links in comments...

Because some of the comments my be real, some are obviously not, but are still amusing...

And I feel it's just rude to try and post links on someone else's site...

especially one that has no ad's and is fee to all...you fucking cunts!

My first use of Cunt in 2025...that didn't take too long lol.

So, on a lighter note, does everyone have New Years resolutions? You know, those things you say you are going to do, and never fucking do?

<em>I've got a</em> few, write even more fucked up, useless articles.

Try to get all my posts indexed, that's one of those one's that will never actually happen I'm sure.

Get me some better drugs

Which is the main key to a better blog...

Try Colgate instead of Crest when squirting toothpaste up Tarzan's nose and he squirting it up mine...although, I don't think that will take...Tarzan said Crest is better...

try to be even more honest in my posts, and start a podcast, which will be on youtube and this site...

continue to shave my balls, and asshole...

Continue to do whatever the fuck I want...

Release The Buttheads Vol 2 in the next few weeks...

Continue to evolve...into the real me...

Should I implement a different chat, than what is on the site now? There are private messages and chat in the forum...

Do you want me to put out some forms for feedback etc?

All suggestions will be glossed over quickly, so please let me know what you would like to see on the site.

Be diligently PC and woke as usual...although that is a retarded one so we'll see...

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                        <title>God is fucked if you know what I meanGod is fucked if you know what I mean</title>
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                        <pubDate>Mon, 05 Dec 2022 07:25:55 +0000</pubDate>
                        <description><![CDATA[God is fucked if you know what I mean

This was originally called Jason&#039;s song, then, my boy in Vietnam, but as the song goes on, it became evident that it should be called, God is fucked ...]]></description>
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<h1><span style="font-size: 12pt">This was originally called Jason's song, then, my boy in Vietnam, but as the song goes on, it became evident that it should be called, God is fucked if you know what I mean. </span></h1>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p><span style="font-size: 12pt">I thought I had updated this post. Maybe I have, but for now I am going to update this one.</span></p>
<h2><span style="font-size: 12pt">So I like to call this my attempt at doing a Dylan song lol. It's not even in the same category as his worst song.</span></h2>
<h3><span style="font-size: 12pt">But there is a lot of mumbling going on and it's acoustic, so there's that lol.</span></h3>
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<h4><span style="font-size: 12pt">I was pretty fucked up, and it was late at night, or early in the morning, depending on how you look at it.</span></h4>
<h5> </h5>
<h5><span style="font-size: 12pt">In the middle of covid, and I had just finished texting with him. </span></h5>
<h6><span style="font-size: 12pt">He is one of the guys I toured with doing standup. He is currently teaching English in Vietnam. And was telling me about how it was there.</span></h6>
<p><span style="font-size: 12pt">It was under total lock down. Tanks driving through the streets, to make sure no one was out.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: 12pt">They could have a bag of rice or a carton of smokes every few days or so, he would usually take the smokes lol.</span></p>
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<p><span style="font-size: 12pt">I could swear I have already written this, if so I apologize, and will delete one of them. </span></p>
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<p><span style="font-size: 12pt">Anyway, after we got done texting, I decided I would write a song about his situation, and basically the whole world situation during covid.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: 12pt">so I grabbed my guitar, I didn't write any words, or try to come up with any chords in advance of recording this on my phone (you're probably saying, no shit! lol).</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: 12pt">I can't even make out some words in it, and I wrote it! And the chord progression makes absolutely no sense lol.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: 12pt">But I sent it to him and he fucking loved it! I told him I would do a second version the next day and polish it up a little.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: 12pt">He said, don't you change a fucking thing!!! </span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: 12pt">So I didn't. </span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: 12pt">God is fucked if you know what I mean...</span></p>
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