Always have a job you like and never work a day in your life

Always have a job you like and never work a day in your life

They say, if you have a job you like. You will never have to work, a day in your life. The Evolving Slacker, be a little sceptical, but anyway, let’s move on. Because you are having so much fun, at this job you like.

Let’s examine this a bit. Apparently, as long as you really like, or even love, this job, you won’t have to work another day in your life. This doesn’t really make sense to The Evolving Slacker, but let’s keep going anyway.

It seems like a bit of an oxymoron, (are you impressed The Evolving Slacker, used a word like that? Me too, because I’m not really quite sure, what it really means, lol).

Also, does, me using the words “The Evolving Slacker” a lot bother you? Or detract from what I’m talking about? What the fuck was I talking about anyway?

Oh ya, liking a job means you never have to work another day in your life.

Oh, and me using, The Evolving Slacker, a lot. The reason I do, is because I bought this plugin, called all in one SEO, and apparently the more times I use that phrase my google search rank goes up.

I don’t really know, if I should be using it at all. It seems a little weird to me, to be doing what a piece of software tells me to do, it kinda goes against, the whole, being a slacker code, which is, in case you didn’t know, not giving a fuck, about anything at all :).

But I’ve always been a slacker, so I’m sure I’ll slack off on that too. At some point. But I would like to attract more peeps. To share my dumb shit with. At least that’s what, The Evolving Slacker, is going to try, to do. lol. Did you see what I did there? 😉

So anyway, I’m rambling again, I can never stay on track. Let’s get back to what this post is supposed to be about…what the fuck is it supposed to be about?

Oh, now I remember, debunking the myth. That if you do a job you love, you’ll never work a day in your life.

So, say, you find a job you like, let’s say, gardening, for arguments sake. And start a landscaping company. You are so jacked up about it! that you are doing something, you really like!

It’s kinda cool, actually, as long as it really excites you. And you’re totally into it. Like I am, doing jigsaw puzzles, of rock stars. But don’t believe the hype, there’s no money in it 😉

You will still have to get up on time, probably from a blaring alarm clock. And actually work at this job you like. But apparently, you won’t mind, because your job, is really exciting!

But, you know, you still have to do, a lot of digging, in the dirt. After lifting heavy bags of manure, (this one I know for sure, it be bags of shit!),  into a wheel barrow. You then, get to play with the shit, and spread it all about.

You’re sweating, and shoving anything you can find, up your fucking nose, just so, you don’t have to, put up with the smell, of the fucking shit.

But, this really doesn’t matter, because it’s a job you like.

Ok, timeout!!! I can’t go on with this. I call bullshit!!! Or, to get higher google rankings, The Evolving Slacker, can’t go on with this 😉

It’s still a job, and you have to work at it, a lot! So the part, that says, you won’t have to work another day in your life, doesn’t really hold up a bit.

I was going to say, isn’t really worth, the price of the shit. But figured there was already enough mentions of shit. In this shitty, post.

Maybe I will use. I mean, maybe, The Evolving Slacker, will use shit, as a keyword for google to search. So every time someone search’s for shit (which is very weird in itself), they see this site in the search results.

My mother would be so proud of me! :))

The only sensible alternative, is you could not do a job at all. I know it for a fact, that would be a job you really like. Perfect the art, of being a slacker. Cuz, that is also pretty tight, and legit!

But even that requires, some work, what exactly that is, escapes me at the moment. but I know it’s a job I like.

But, I know I had to do something, really hard today.

Oh ya, now I remember, I, The Evolving Slacker. Had to go all the way down to the lobby, in the elevator, just to check the mail 😉