VHS Tapes and doing Blow…good times

VHS Tapes and doing Blow…good times

Don’t you find yourself thinking, if you could go back in time, you would change so much of the dumb shit you did?

Of course you would, we all would. I recently watched an old VHS tape. If you are really young, think, dial up internet, no, still not really the right time, remember those really old cars, called Trans Am’s and Camaro’s?

The ones that burned a tank of gas doing a U turn? The ones that apparently have ruined the world? That pretty much nails the timeline.

Anyway, I was watching one, an old VHS tape, of myself, this was a pretty great night for myself too, so draw your own conclusions.

I had a big pile of blow, listening to tunes, amazingly, through a computer, but with a gigantic boat anchor CRT monitor, it did have a pretty amazing subwoofer though, which I think were just invented to invoke rage from your neighbors, and smoking cigarette after cigarette. 

What was I thinking? The music was awful, well actually it wasn’t, actually now that I think of it, it fucking rocked!! and who smokes that many cigarettes? It was crazy!!

Apparently I did, I looked like I was having a lot of fun!!!! 

You would actually have to get a bank loan now, to afford the cigarettes I smoked, just in the short time span of that VHS tape lol.

Then a buddy stopped over, and he had a bag of blow too…I don’t think I need to say anymore about how fun a night it was 🙂 

But thank god I learned from watching that old VHS tape…now I just do a big pile of blow, watch pornhub…vape some bubble gum nicotine, go on the dark web and buy my drugs, with crypto.

I actually don’t think I’ve taken my pajama’s off for the last three years. Of course this is all fiction…