Deadpool…cunt!!!!
Here’s why Deadpool is a cunt. Ever since I can remember I have always wanted to have super powers. Not your regular kind of super powers though. I didn’t want to be able to fly or become invisible. I am a fucking slacker after all.
I wanted to have the superpower of being able to get as fucked up as I wanted and wake up feeling 110%! Now that’s a superpower! I dream of being able to drink like a fucking fish, snort coke all night, smoke a carton of cigs or as many as I like, just do whatever the hell I wanted, every fucking night and pass out and wake up 4 hours later and jump out of bed and go play a round of golf.
Oh, that’s right, I only need 4 hours of sleep, so I can go to bed at 4am and get up at 8am and be kicking ass with a smile on my face! No matter what happened the night before I would wake up 110% after 4 hours of sleep.
I could get the shit beat out of me, get in a car accident and be in the hospital all fucked up…4 hours after I passed out Bam! I wake up and smile, rip out the tubes in my body or whatever the hell I am hooked up to and jump out of bed and do a most muscular with a big smile on my face!
Then I read about Deadpool…cunt!!!!
Of course while I am dreaming this it occurs to me that if that’s possible in my dream why can’t I have other awesome powers? Like making any woman I want totally want me.
I definitely need that superpower. I see a smoking hot babe on the street, or anywhere, and I can mind meld with her and suggest she finds me irresistible and tell her to approach me and tell me how awesome I am and that she would like to hang out and do whatever I wanted to do. Ya baby!
Fucking Deadpool…cunt!!!!
I also have the power of being able to use a chainsaw…cuz…that would be cool too…and even saw up Deadpool…for a few hours at least….
PS…I will continue the story of my teenage years and bodybuilding and shit…at some point. But remember I am a slacker baby, and this one was easier…but I am an evolving slacker so, you never know…
PS2…Of course I looooove Deadpool!!!!!!! For me there’s not even another superhero that comes close!!!! I just needed another excuse to use the word cunt 😉