She was cute as fuck
She still is and so fucking rocks
She is more than a lot like me
Just way fucking smarter and hotter and savvy, and other stuff, well that kind of blew this line, how can you have a line this long and keep things rolling? Not sure, but here we go.
Didn’t give a fuck what anyone said
She heard of rules and only thought to break
You mean they apply to me? For fucks sake!
Fuck that shit, that’s for tools
Hobo handbook, Heroin Diaries all you need fool
Got tattoos before Nikki Sixx
Wore her dads twisted T to high school
Don’t fuck with me I ain’t no fool
Got a crazy uncle and he be cool
Has no respect for those that judge
Before her time she was metal sludge
Smart as fuck and has a lot of class
If you fuck with her she’ll kick your ass
She writes her story the way she wants
She likes AC/DC
And Motley Crue
Got a problem with that…hey fuck you!
She’s gonna be whatever she wants
If you don’t like it you be a bunch of ….
She’s an individual, doesn’t listen to shit
She’s hot as fuck…doesn’t like pretention a bit
Appreciates kindness, fucking hates the dicks
She can’t believe her crazy uncle writes this shit
But definitely cooler than a hallmark card
Even though he really is the king of the tards
Prefers ripped up jeans to a fucking skirt
Just wants to get home to watch The Dirt
This shit should be on a fucking T-Shirt!
Happy Birthday Ki you my favorite part
Love you forever, Ki with all my heart!!
Happy birthday to you all day long
I hope you liked this lame ass song
Happy birthday to you all day long
On a scale of 1 to 10 how lame is this song?
Happy birthday to you all day long
And just for good measure I thought I would send along some Faster
Pussycat happy birthday Ki, hope you are having a great day!!!!!