I’m a Pimp, you can check my stats, I roll in a Fleetwood, that’s how I Mac…
The dirtier the keyword the higher the ranking, by far!!!
So as you know, I really know nothing about all this SEO optimization shit, or keywords etc. Or pretty much anything about this site. Except writing my dumbass drivel, which is often incredibly illuminating and brilliant, depending on the quality of the drugs used while creating lol
So I was just looking at all the stats from google search and analytics. And I know keywords are important to search engines blah blah blah, so I sorted mine (more than half my posts still don’t have keywords, but after finding out what I did find out, I know what I am going to be using).
I found the more vulgar, depraved, X-Rated etc. the keyword, the higher they score. And some of the most vulgar ones I have used were suggested by whatever program comes up with them.
So I just decided to use them, even though they really didn’t have much in common with what the particular post was about.
Here are my top 10, some are kinda nasty so if you don’t want to read them just look away (bet you can’t though ;)),
| Keyword | Clicks | Avg. CTR | Impressions | Position | Diff | |
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| 0 | 0% | 1 | 1 | |||
| 0 | 0% | 3 | 13 | |||
| 0 | 0% | 1 | 13 | |||
| 0 | 0% | 1 | 18 | |||
| 0 | 0% | 4 | 22 |
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| 0 | 0% | 1 | 23 |
11
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| 0 | 0% | 1 | 26 | |||
| 0 | 0% | 2 | 28 |
21
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| 0 | 0% | 1 | 34 | |||
| 0 | 0% | 1 | 35 | |||
| 0 | 0% | 1 | 39 | |||
Anything to do with Pimps, the C word, shit, and might as well put pornhub in every post as a keyword lol. Is this what people do to get traffic?
The only really surprising one is “free soap opera jigsaw puzzles” That really did well hahaha…obviously that was one of the one’s suggested to use, I could never think of something that poetic :).
Well even though they rank the highest, it’s certainly no generating much traffic. At least none that like’s, comments, chats, or goes crazy in the forum. Maybe they are so let down when they don’t find any porn, or pimps here lol.
That’s weird though right? What’s the sense in trying to think of good descriptive keywords when all the smut one’s out rank them?
I’m going to go through my posts that need keywords and do half with what I think are good descriptive keywords for the content, and half with smut, if I ask (what is it semrush or something?) what to use it will give me smut.
I don’t know, I don’t get that shit. I hope all this SEO optimization pays off, with a few peeps showing up…but who cares really, it’s a cool looking site now, and I have it all to myself!!!! lol.
Speaking of Pimps…I haven’t played this in a while so I think it’s about time…peace out all you P.I.M.P’S